At the gym and on the road. Both of these popular locations can contain irritating people. Here are 5 types of people I have encountered at the gym, and their on-road equivalents.
#1
Gym User: Person blocking the drinking fountain by reading the above fountain sign after they get a drink.
Road User: Person in front of you that won’t go right on red.
In both cases, the person not paying attention in front of you is holding you back from getting where you gotta go.
#2
Gym User: Person that is afraid to use anything other than machines.
Road User: Person that never exceeds 20mph in the snow
Being overly cautious can cause you to lose your gainz, and can create an accident, respectively.
#3
Gym User: Person spending an inordinate amount of time talking to the front desk attendant.
Road User: Person who texts while driving.
This person may only be trying to earn a new friend, or to appear as being cool and popular, but is actually annoying and should pick a better time to chat.
#4
Gym User: Person that sets up, begins working out, and crowds your area.
Road User: Cyclist on the road.
There are better places to work out, and to ride a bike, respectively. And quit running through stop signs.
#5
Gym User: Unsolicited advice giver.
Road User: Person who pulls out in front of you, then travels 10mph slower than you want to go.
Even if your advice is helpful, I didn't ask for your input. It’s almost as unimpressive as you cutting me off.
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